Bow Because I am The Great and Ominous NoN!!!

Thursday, February 16, 2006


You Passed the US Citizenship Test
Congratulations - you got 8 out of 10 correct!
Could You Pass the US Citizenship Test?

I found my major. 

You Passed the US Citizenship Test
Congratulations - you got 8 out of 10 correct!
Could You Pass the US Citizenship Test?

Your Irish Name Is...
Sorcha O'Connell
What's" your Irish Name?

Your Scholastic Strength Is Evaluating
You are great at looking at many details and putting them all together.You are talented at detecting subtle trends, accuracy, and managing change.
You should major in:
StatisticsSpeechConflict studiesCommunicationFinanceMedicine
What Should You Major In?

You Passed 8th Grade Math

Congratulations, you got 9/10 correct!
Could You Pass 8th Grade Math?

You Are 40% Boyish and 60% Girlish

You are pretty evenly split down the middle - a total eunuch.
Okay, kidding about the eunuch part. But you do get along with both sexes.
You reject traditional gender roles. However, you don't actively fight them.
You're just you. You don't try to be what people expect you to be.
How Boyish or Girlish Are You?

Your Pimp Name Is...

Nurse Kisses
What's Your Pimp Name?

You Are Comet

A total daredevil, you're the reindeer with an edge!

Why You're Naughty: You almost gave Santa a heart attack when you took him sky diving

Why You're Nice: You always make sure the sleigh is going warp speed
Which of Santa's Reindeer Are You?

Saturday, December 31, 2005

High Ho High Ho it's off to court we go. 

I reead an article about bloggers just being people with an need to have spotlight attention on them. I would like to get rid of some please. In the last three weeks, My schedule has been up ande down, A co-worker spilled a pot of coffee on me which in turn made me spend three hours in the urgent care, My roommate got stressed out after being married two weeks and his wife called the police. My apartment complex may or may not decide that I need to live somewhere else. So all in all its been eventfu; stores have even started to ban what it is I go in to by.Security gaurds have started following me from place I haven't ever been to its like on eof those spy moovies where the guy gives away his jacket and some gov. guy spin you around and goes," sorry thought you were some one else." Or just pushes you down pulls out a gun and starts running away. It conspiracy creepy. K gotta go bye.

The Great and Ominous Non.

Zorak the Conqueror Says: What are you on?

Saturday, December 03, 2005

Online Unregistration 

I applaud Mcc for there efforts to make registration more convenient and less waiting in line to see a counselor who asks the insightful question... "What do you want to major in..." Which I have answered habitually at this point I have no idea lets just get through generals. After my extended hiatus and by extended its been a few years now. All adults were right the longer you wait the harder it is to go back. (Just ignore that I am an adult) So because of my emotional instability I did what I usually do I grabbed my best friend Travi-Ra and dragged him to MCC with me where I found out I had to wait in a line 20 deep to see the ever insightful counselor who would ask me the afore mentioned question of the decade and I would respond accordingly. Just so I could get a signature. Well, thank you MCC for letting me think I could just register. I passed my classes its pretty cut and dry. But oh no every semester we have to get the horde in for what a check up??? Really I am angry not about the difficult registration but the fact that this complicates my life just a bit more. Oh well, I could be a waitress forever.... There went my bright idea of registering online. Or by phone, now I really do have to go down there and by monday I may have lost my motivation. So I blog instead.

The Great Ominous Non.

Zorak the Conqueror Says: Whatever this is simple in comparison to wallowing in food.

Friday, October 21, 2005

Somethin' Just ain't right... 

In an effort to understand that man that I am in love with I asked the council of the new and vastly improved esteemed roommate. Apparently when men are dreading something they just can't face, they want to ignore the whole situation. Women react by trying to get closer. My boyfriend goes to jail in three days. He told me that he could ask me to wait for him because he wasn't worth it. Regardless of what he did, I love him even if he did cheat on me. I can't speculate I don't know why he decided to go get into an argument with his ex, I think he's found out that it was probably a poor decision. He still can't say he loves me. He may not in fact. I know me I wouldn't. I am lazy and emotionally not to mention socially retarded. Uncaring, poor, unmotivated, emotionally needy, vapid and superficial. I don't think I missed anything. Oooh. I forgot negative. On the up side, maybe he will come back and decide to marry me. That would be nice. By then I will be a step closer to my linguistic career goals. As of yet I speak one and a quarter languages. My verb conjunction is bad. He hasn't even left yet and I already miss him. I miss him after a week what the hell am I gonna do for six fuckin months. Damn this is a loose-loose situation. Back to point (which is my amateur psyche analysis of the situation) He doesn't want to think of what he'll miss and all I can think of is everything I miss andwhat I don't get while I have to wait. I wanna spend the next three days in bed with him just laying there talking to him and "playing". He feels he has to go through fatalists mode. He is also ignoring half my calls which granted have become more frequent but come on, shouldn't they. I keep asking him if he'll write me, and can I come see him and he keeps saying he doesn't want me to think of him there. What the hell else is he gonna do but write letters. He better think of me. He says I am whining, there is a lot going on. His friend talk to my friend and said we weren't seeing each other any one. So my friend decided to test that, and tell me about it after her test failed i.e. She took me to a black and Hispanic rich environment to see if I wanted to hit on anyone or did. I spent the whole time texting said boyfriend. So then she comes out with I saw your boyfriend friend and he said you two weren't together anymore, what's up. Before everyone goes thinking that I actually went along with this high school interpretation of events, let me shoot that down. They are not close friends. My friend isn't really my friend she is a bottom feeder. Here's a list of events. - My boyfriend and I fight a lot of the time, we must like it. He is male I am female this causes strife believe it or not. We both are distrustful cuz we don't wanna be hurt. We have been dating since last November. -We broke up last May. Until the end of June. We didn't ask a lot of questions about who each other saw. With any separation there are differences in the person they can never be what they were. - Two months after we get back together, he gets arrested at his ex's house for throwing her phone making it an domestic assault situation. Those are automatically filed. He's put on House Arrest. ( I didn't ask which ex the one before me in November or the one after me) I didn't ask too many questions for whatever reason he fucked up. -He goes to court he's looking at 6 no. Unless he can come up with 1500 bucks. He's trying to push me away simplify matters I guess. I really don't understand what's going on with him. I don't want to take him away from his family in the end blood is blood. I am just a girl. One he thinks is whinny really I just want the truth. Was he seeing us both at once when is she an ex from we break up a lot what were you arguing about that you got angry enough to throw he phone. Anger is a strong emotion you'll throw her phone but you won't argue with me. In the end I am jealous. I want him to care enough to throw my phone. What can you do men make no sense. Either way I feel all things can be solved with ice cream.
-Thus is Ominous_NoN.

Zorak The Conqueror Says: Uh hello its women who don't make sense he sees it as time that could be spent in the persuit of money which could lessen the sentence, not time to dwell on what he won't have. You are whining what's worse is you said good bye before he was even gone. Really you don't have enough faith in him or prayer. Go to work.

Tuesday, October 04, 2005

people aren't crazy Life is.... 

To Recap this too has been a long month. My roomate tried to kick me out. I am moving in with a guy which my boyfriend doesn't know about. I still owe my mom money I still owe my bank money I still need to fix the transportation that isn't mine. My boyfriend was arrested at another womans house. He is currently on house arrest we find out if he is jail bound on the 17 which is when my lease is up and I move into my new apartment. I still need funiture. I am still broke and whats worse is I am no longer getting laid. But all in all things are looking brighter. I love my job even if I have been training people ofor the last two weeks. I make pretty good money and even if I did eat cow it hopefully will forgive me. Sorry Bessy I forgor to go Boca. I have a list of things to do as the afore mentioned roomate recently informed me that I can move out as she decided after going back and forth that I can move which I could have done a week ago if she wasn't so wishy washy. Whether it is karmic or not I want her to be screwed. After all the SHIT she has put me through and on top of it she now owes me money. So thus is life but if I keep running I will catch up.
Sorry about the lack of Blog.

-The Great and Ominous_Non.

Zorak the Conqueror Says: Go Long.

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